I like showing them the clock at the exact time it's obvious that our neighbors are drunk. It's usually around 2pm or so. Something about it makes them laugh.

Holden Caulfield!

No, just kidding.

I have lived in at least 24 different houses and apartments. I have lived in 9 cities. It depends on what you call "living" somewhere and what you call "staying" somewhere because you have nowhere else to live.

It's hard to peg a favorite, since they are all so wrapped up with that particular part of my life. There were times I loved Fresno, but ( Read more... )

I can't believe i was just asked this. I don't even know if I have the time and energy. So, the short version.

I was driving to Texas from California with y family when I was 18. It was early morning and we were just entering New Mexico. My dad had driven all night and it was my turn. We were in the left of two lanes, going about 86 mph. In front of ( Read more... )